What A Mummy's Boy!

My friends, you'll never believe what i have to tell you about Blinkie.

This is a matter that has been annoying me for the last couple of months, since i moved in with Blinkie and Ozzie. Would you believe that every single night Blinkie has to have a good night kiss from his mummy or else he'll whine and refuse to sleep! It's sickening. No matter what time of the night Aunt Bea is going to bed, Blinkie will run over to the uncovered side of the cage and start jumping about and chirping, and of course she comes running over and gives him about a million kisses. More than once i've had to break up the smooch-fest just so i could get some sleep!!

So to all you ladies out there who thought Blinkie was just THE man, forget it! I on the other hand, am extremely manly *wink wink*.

With gelled up feathers, and a gleam in my eye,

Evil King Fizzy