Our Lazy Mum!

Hello fellow feather-butts!

I write to you all from my mums computer, i have hypnotized her to type for me seeing as my lean and muscular 40g of weight can't press the keys.

Well if you ask me, mum has been a bit slack the last couple of days! I swear i didn't get as much time out of my cage as i should have yesterday. Sure, she's been sniffling and coughing and spluttering like she's about to drop off her perch, but that's just no excuse! I need a chance to get out and cause mayhem every single day, and i need more than just one hour like i got yesterday. Geez, when will mum learn that sickness does not excuse her from having to pamper us? If she doesn't get her act together soon, i might just start looking for a new house! A world famous budgie like myself would have no trouble, i'm quite certain!

With frustration and ruffled feathers,

His Royal Blinkiness