Read about the adventures of Blinkie, Ozzie, Fizzy, Cookie, Bailee and Gracie here. These six birds are the Busy Beaks in my life, and they're always getting into some kind of trouble! There is never a dull moment when these feather brains are out and about.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Update Time

Well, this is to our feathery friends, if we even have any left reading this blog!

Our incredibly annoying human has been spending an excessive amount on the computer doing something she calls "homework", this leaves us Busy Beaks with no chance to get on here ourselves and let you know how things are going!

We'll now update you one by one, there's been too much happening to squish it all into a group summary!

Cookie: I'm going first because i think my news is by far the most important! After much consideration i decided to ditch my efforts to seduce Ozzie and get eggs that way, and instead i went after Bailee. Well, let me tell you he is every bit as stupid as he looks and it took a fair bit of seducing before he figured things out! But my plan worked, and i've now got five little eggs in the lovely nest box that my human gave me. They should be hatching any day now!

Bailee: Whooooooo hooooo!!! Cookie loves me! Cookie love me!!

Gracie: God, i can tell you now that i am glad our human decided to give Cookie and Bailee a nest box, because that meant that i got moved into my own cage again. Watching all that mushy stuff between Cookie and Bailee was GROSS! I'm very much enjoying life, as long as the female human stays away from me, everyone else is fine but i really don't like her much. Even more so after this morning, would you believe she left the pasta out of my salad? That's the best bit!

Blinkie: Mean old mummy decided i was too naughty for my own good, and she clipped my wings! How dare she punish me, His Royal Blinkiness!! Well, since then i've been paying her back and being as depressed as possible and i think it's now safe to say that i'll never be punished again....mwahahaha!

Ozzie: The food bowls are still being filled each day, so i'm happy. My only complaint is about one of my room mates, Fizzy, as he's taken to mangling my tail. I'm really not fussed on my appearance, but i still don't appreciate him grabbing my tail every time i turn away from him!

Fizzy: I, the worlds smallest evil genius, have been up to all kinds of wonderful fun since we last updated Busy Beaks! My latest entertainment is twisting Blinkie and Ozzie's tails, it's so great. My human says that i should be more subtle and do something to my own tail so it's less obvious who the criminal tail-puller is...but why would i go to the effort of ruining a perfectly good tail only to find that nobody knew it was me??? I want the world to know my evil potential!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Where's My Buddy Gone?

Call the police, my new buddy Tiggy is GONE!!!

When mummy let me out to play this afternoon i flew to where my new buddy Tiggy was living and he wasn't there! I just can't believe it, i'm so sad. I didn't even get to say good bye.

Maybe he'll come back sometime, i really hope so cause he was good fun!

With sadness at the loss of a friend,

His Royal Blinkiness

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

A Monster On Mummy!!

*sobs*

It was so horrible. There was a big monster on mums tummy tonight, i was scared to hop on her because it was just so big and horrifying! I got Cookie to help me find a picture:
Isn't it just awful!! I hope mummy finds a way to get rid of it, because i want to be able to hop on her shoulder for cuddles, but i just can't with that scary thing looking at me! See how big it's eyes are? There's no way i could sneak past it unharmed!

With great concern for my mummy,

Bailee-kins

Monday, January 28, 2008

New Friend!

Guess what everyone! There's a new budgie in town.

Tonight when we all came out to play i discovered a cage on Aunt Bea's desk, and in that cage is a green budgie who i've been told is named Tiggy! I'm so excited because he's small, just like me! I went into his cage and said hello to him, he seems like a nice bloke. Stupid Uncle Blinkie is being a real butthead though, he won't stop head bopping at Tiggy, i think it's scaring the poor guy! If i didn't know any better i would say Uncle Blinkie thinks Tiggy is a GIRL!

With happy thoughts at a new friend!

Fizzlet

Happy Birthday To Me

Seems i'm gonna have to make this post myself! Hmph!

Yesterday was my second birthday, i got a lot of unwanted kisses from mum and some MUCH loved millet, i guess the millet outweighed the kisses, so it wasn't too bad. Blinkie and Fizzy were a bit rude though, they didn't even let me have first go at the salad bowl at breakfast time. I was nice to Blinkie on his birthday!

Here's a photo of me looking handsome as usual, but now i'm a big two year old!
With bitter thoughts at Blinkie, and sweet thoughts of millet, mmmm...

Ozzie Oswald

Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Feathered Army Has Shrunk

My loyal followers! I, Lord Blinkie, have some sad news!

As everyone should know by now, i am aiming to build an army of birds to take over the world, with me as world leader of course! Well i managed to recruit two new cockatiel members the past three weeks, Banjo and Sunny, but sadly it seems mummy has cottoned on to my plot and removed them to lessen the number by which us feathered ones outnumber the humans. It's just not fair! Just when you think you're getting somewhere, the humans go and mess things up.

I sure hope mum plans to make this up to me sometime. Back to plotting with Ozzie i guess.
With evil plans and great power,

His Royal Blinkiness

Who Changed The View?

It would seem to me, all you feather brains out there, that our mum is magic!

Usually when i look out the window by the cage, i see a green forest with lots of leaves. But today, in the short space of just 15 minutes, mum made it completely vanish and the view has completely changed!! It's just unbelievable. I can see big, coloured monsters on wheels roll noisily down past the house, and i can see people coming and going from the front door! Things will certainly be more interesting from my favourite swing from now on!

I wonder what view mum will choose next time?

With wonder and awe,

Gracie

Friday, January 25, 2008

My Poor Cookie

I write to you, my feathered friend, with great worry in my head.

Last night my beautiful Cookie was vomitting seed on the play gym. Some even landed on my but that's ok because it was from my Cookie. Afterwards i sat with Cookie for the rest of the night and told her she would be ok. I tried to make her happy by singing to her but she was too tired to be impressed (otherwise i know she would've been...she would!) and so i just sat with her.

At bed time my awful mummy tried to take Cookie away from me, she said something about not wanting to spread germs, but i just cried until mummy brought Cookie back to me. Today she seems to be a bit better, but i have to be really careful to make sure mummy doesn't try to take her away again. My beak has been sharpened specially in case i need it.

With worry and a slash of my razor sharp beak,

Bailee-kins

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Happy Birthday Blinkie!!

It's Bea here, and i just wanted to wish my special boy Blinkie a very happy 3rd birthday! He and his friends had a little party this morning with a special birdy birthday cake.I hope that my boy will me with me for many birthdays to come!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Why Won't He Love Me Back?

*sigh* I'm feeling particularly down today my feathered readers!

The love of my life, Oswald the Budgie, won't even give me a chance. Why wasn't i hatched a budgie? Maybe then he would fancy me. I've been following him all afternoon and he just keeps flying away and talking to the other budgie boys. I gave myself an extra long and careful preen this morning, so i'm sure i don't smell or have any feathers out of place! I just wish i knew how i could catch his eye.

With dreams of a green and yellow budgie,

Princess Cookie